- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
So my lovely roommate gets bored and decides to zip-tie her wrists together somehow. I had to cut the tie off of her. What an interesting evening.
my-thoughts-as-stars asked: Hella Rad url. I approve.
Dankeshoen, Kelly. I can’t believe it wasn’t taken.
I never thought that seeing you would upset to the point of almost relapsing. I would’ve if it weren’t for my recovery buddy. Thank you for saving me from myself.
"I regret killing Augustus, I should have killed the cancer instead and let him and Hazel live happily ever after."
who doesn’t love ellen?
Emma Watson attending the 86th Annual Academy Awards.
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
text reads: this doesn’t compare to the feel of your skin
always loved this
I’m in love with this
"If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands."